Phillip's Quick Survey of Recent History (draft)

This is the first draft of a piece I was writing over the past few days -- hoping to have it ready for my part in Michael Kimball and Luca Dipierro (here's a link to the trailer for what they are making). But it wasn't (and isn't) anywhere close to done. But maybe by putting it out in the world will help it get there...

Watergate
Iran Contragate
Kissed his girlfriendgate
Nannygate
Travelgate
Hate his girlfriendgate
“Borrowed” the cargate
Whitewater gate
Sucker punchgate
Too much personal debtgate
Moving homegate
Monicagate
Fajitagate
Moving ingate
Forgot the ticketsgate
OK, lost the ticketsgate
Nipplegate
FEMAgate
Drifted apartgate
Plamegate
Filegate
It’s not you it’s megate
Troopergate
White liegate
Moving outgate
Dipping in the wellgate
Tasergate