Sweatpants' New Guide to Fridays

Monday will now be known as Shitty Friday.
Tuesday will now be known as Nothing Friday.
Wednesday will now be known as Hump Friday.
Thursday will now be known as Awesome Friday.
Friday will now be known as Friday.
Saturday will now be known as Post-Friday.
Sunday will now be known as Sleepy Friday.

Please refer any questions to Sweatpants.