Opening Day, Opening Day Approaches

Sobriety is the crew-less month

#TacoTuesday but when it's Thursday

Line up all the things you're thankful for and call it a day

A ton, by a mile, a second

There are games that let you engage at any level and that's ok

Charles Manson stole this song from the Beatles and we're stealing it back

I mean "platforms" and political parties and me

The levels don't judge and don't want to judge, so stop making them judge

I mean everything
I mean a cat is a cat
I mean whatever wine tastes like whatever wine

As long as you want it that way

Throwback, throwback, throwback
Swwwwwwing batter-batter

Here. Have a hurdle. You'll like it.